Dear MTV,
Thank you for sending Justin Bobby into our otherwise uneventful lives. Instead of spending Monday nights with our New York Magazine crossword puzzles and a big mug of chamomile tea we can now relive every bad relationship we've ever had. No seriously, we're thrilled that you've unearthed someone simultaneously so evil and ridiculous that we throw up a little bit every time he enters the scene.
Does Audrina's "I'm done" signal the end of Justin Bobby's reign? We're a little sad we won't be seeing him anymore because with the recent transition from hipster beanie and man-capris to full bedouin headscarf, we were just counting down the episodes before he sported a space helmet and a poncho.
We truly enjoyed deciphering his conversations with Audrina:
"Why don't we just kick rocks and truth and time will tell all" = "I kinda sorta like being on TV."
"I don't want it to go down like this" = "Wait a minute, I love being on TV please don't go girl."
We applaud this casting of a villain so powerful that we can only suggest that you cast Johnny Depp as Justin Bobby in "The Hills: The Movie" which we're sure is already in pre-production talks. (As an aside we like Christine Taylor for LC and Matthew Fox for Brody Jenner).
We'd like to point out that we called the inevitable demise of the relationship from day one and although we fear this may be too much to ask, perhaps Audrina really has seen the light and ushered this clown out of her life for good.
If so....we'll miss you Justin Bobby.
Yours truly,
The Aesthetes
1 comment:
this is the only episode of the hills i've watched recently and was amazed by justin bobby! i agree with everything you just said, everything.
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