3.17.2008

Weighing In: March 17th

PH: I've decided I don't like wearing green when arbitrary tradition suggests I do so.

B: No worries, St. Patty's is just one of those holidays we just "don't do." Sort of like Halloween.

PH: It's the forced textile-related traditions. We enjoy having full control over our wardrobe choices. Can't mess with that.

B: Clearly.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

The original color of St. Patrick is blue. Those nuts are all wrong. I take solace in that little known fact.