4.20.2008

Get It Together: Cousin It Shoes

Dear Kate Moss,

Right, so you're cute in that "maybe I partake in the occasional illegal substance but at least I don't eat junk food sort of way." For this reason, we've consistently looked the other way during your five year fling with fringed moccasins and/or Pete Doherty.


We're not really going to hate on this choice of footwear too badly because for one thing Kate, you can pull this off. Sienna Miller might be different story but like Charles Barkley, you are not a role model.

What we do take issue with is these little beauties strutting down the Etro runway.

Look closely, squint if you have to, but these are actually a pair of suede fringed sandals a la Cousin It. Do you hear me Moss? Fringed. Sandals. Suede. We blame this on you. I hope you're happy with yourself.

Yours truly,

The Aesthetes

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