7.18.2007

Halter Falter

Halter tops are ok... but they are feeling very 90s to us lately. I mean, this is cute:


In an "I came to the mall to try out for America's Next Top Model" sort of way.

Halter tops are deceivingly tricky. They have an insidious way of highlighting your fat if that's an issue. Or any sort of beanpole issues. And, more importantly, they impart a Brenda Walsh style "Dylan McKay get over here right this minute" feel.

This garment has all the makings of a flattering look. The narrowest part hits right below the bustline, most women's smallest area. The criss-cross neckline draws attention towards the face. Those two things almost balance out the overall overexposure. Perhaps someday we'll feel ok about halter tops again but right now, they're feeling tired.


(Phat Tony Addendum: Tired? Maybe more like exhausted. I feel as though some women were told 10-15 years ago that halter tops look amazing if you have a certain type of body. Regardless of changes of style, and the availability of other viable options, these women are sticking with the standard halter that creates the exact same silhouette. I've been reminded far too often of the stagnant stylings of Central Ohio senior proms and picnic days. Anyway... back to Betsy...)

If you must, let go of the idea that a halter top will make you look perky and curvy. A more modern feel is long and lean. We love this example by Ella Moss:


Prints wouldn't work here nor do heinous embellishments such as sequins, broaches, flowers. As usual, keep it simple. Good luck.

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