9.23.2007

Anorexia Speculation Looks Great on Keira Knightley

Is Keira Knightley eating? We happen to be good friends with eating and we know what it looks like. We're fairly certain this is not it.


We wouldn't want you to think we would do something like advocate anorexia. However, the star has never looked better since rumors started swirling around Keira's possible eating disorder. We love the smoky eye and the gold highlights. We don't even mind the edgy toga look as popularized by Preen's recent haute pajamas collection.


Though we fear chocolate is no longer in her culinary vocabulary, we love this deep brown color in Keira's wardrobe.
Has anyone else noticed how she's looking more and more like vintage Winona Ryder every day?


Knightley has recently bumped off Kate Moss as the new face for Chanel's Coco Mademoiselle perfume. Her fame solidified by the Pirates trilogy, the logical next step is major endorsement deals. Kudos Keira, no one in their right mind will be accusing you of being a big fat fatty and all this anorexia speculation looks great on you.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

how dare u speak so lightly of anorexia. keira could be beautiful even 80 pounds heavier. why do u make this sound okay? she needs to EAT. she can wear brown or whatever the hell "smoky colors" whenever, she doesnt need to be stick thin. do you understand?! does anyone?!