Showing posts with label Chanel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chanel. Show all posts

9.23.2007

Anorexia Speculation Looks Great on Keira Knightley

Is Keira Knightley eating? We happen to be good friends with eating and we know what it looks like. We're fairly certain this is not it.


We wouldn't want you to think we would do something like advocate anorexia. However, the star has never looked better since rumors started swirling around Keira's possible eating disorder. We love the smoky eye and the gold highlights. We don't even mind the edgy toga look as popularized by Preen's recent haute pajamas collection.


Though we fear chocolate is no longer in her culinary vocabulary, we love this deep brown color in Keira's wardrobe.
Has anyone else noticed how she's looking more and more like vintage Winona Ryder every day?


Knightley has recently bumped off Kate Moss as the new face for Chanel's Coco Mademoiselle perfume. Her fame solidified by the Pirates trilogy, the logical next step is major endorsement deals. Kudos Keira, no one in their right mind will be accusing you of being a big fat fatty and all this anorexia speculation looks great on you.

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8.12.2007

Obscurity Looks Great on Kelly Osbourne

Having not paid much attention to Kelly Osbourne since she was a chubby, cursing, hot pink leopard print wearing cast member of the short lived yet brilliant “The Osbournes,” we were surprised to come across this photo.


Wow. This is a great look for Ms. Osbourne. We love the Anna Wintour bob, the classic chanel, the belted parka. Ok, we’ll give you the fact that she looks 35, but she’s also rocking a great bitchface. Kelly, you had better thank goodness that recent plans to team up with Kim Stewart for a reality show have been scrapped because obscurity looks great on you.