Toga! Toga! Toga!

Something's afoot in Hollywood and that something is more mysterious than the last David Lynch film. Starlets are parading around in a very special mix of John Belushi's Animal House Toga and Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Right, so Cate Blanchett can be a little edgy, what with films such as The Talented Mr. Ripley, Notes On A Scandal, and every movie ever made about Elizabethan times. So sure, we'll just chalk this one up to an off the shoulder column of a dress in which this turquoise is flattering and she's carrying around just enough, I realize I'm wearing a bedsheet chutzpah.

But in what world do Mischa Barton and Courtney Love meet up for Pinkberry and then shop for matching ensembles of crazy? We speculate that perhaps these two were shot in these getups sometime around fashion week and thus may be some sort of trend/practical joke as played by a designer who's done way too many drugs.



And if that's the case, we have our suspicions of who just might be that designer's muse...