Brevity is the Soul of Wit...

... and sometimes one has to speak fewer words to get a point across in the first place. Let's try it out here.

Holidays have socially-inherent color schemes by which, unless requested by the host or hostess, you are not required to abide when attending a holiday soiree. Even more to the point? Red does not automatically look good on just everyone... and if you're not sure about your own jaunts into the land of cherry, tomato and ruby, don't put on that oversized red puffy sweater!



There is no holiday festive enough to excuse our bleeding eyes.

Many thanks from the establishment, and to those for whom this applies, "Merry Christmas, everyone!"