Celebrity Time Machine: Umbrella Remix Edition

There had been something bothering us about Posh Spice-Beckham lately. We couldn't quite put our finger on it and only just realized the distinct truth that Spice-Beckham has stolen Rihanna's fashion soul.



Frightening.

Ode To Simplicity

Light gray belted t-shirt dress:



Jeans, v-neck, blazer:We love the simplicity.

Question of the Day: Why Wasn't Our Prom Dress This Awesome

And as a follow up why is Joy Bryant wearing a corsage on the red carpet?

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We may have made a joke or three about the fact that while it's a shame that people are speculating over Keira Knightley's weight and/or potential anorexia, at least she is showing solid fashion sense.


Right. Well, perhaps it's time to take the "tablecloth" out of the wardrobe and have ourselves a little cheeseburger, no?

Celebrity Time Machine: Eva Longoria Parker

Actually, it should be called celebrity twin machine. All those years in the Swiss Alps have been good to Shania Twain.

Dear Stylist: We're Pucci'd Out

Dear Stylist,

Christina Aguilera is wearing way to much Pucci lately. It's just so very Carmela Soprano at a cocktail party.


To avoid looking like the very rare yet widely available on ebay for $7.99 Christina Aguilera Barbie, we suggest limiting the Pucci wardrobe to scarves and headbands only please.

Thank you.

Yours truly,
The Aesthetes

Question of the Day: Is Heidi Klum Wearing Jazz Shoes

Um. Yeah. We're going to go ahead and look in other direction.